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Last Day- Fat Sacks are GONE at Midnight Tonight

By Rob Baer | June 14th, 2013 | Categories: Uncategorized

Down to the wire, only one day left to get your Bits Fat Sacks before they are gone forever!

Tonight at midnight we’ll be stopping sales of the fat sack to comply with Games Workshop’s draconian new retailer policy that somehow carries over to retailers such as Spikey Bits.

Regardless, we’ll be complying with their demands and all non sealed product will be removed from our site by then.

The last FIFTY fat sacks have been assembled are are available for sale right now over in the Spikey Bits Store, so get yours NOW before they are gone forever!

That’s right, the Fat Sack ‘O Bits is back again, but time it’s faster, stronger and even cheaper!

Once again we ran out after just one day of sales of the last batch, and caught some flack for raising the price, (to keep up with demand) so we had to go back to the drawing board.

We spent a few days planning out how to make these things better for everyone, and keep up with demand for this amazing limited time product without raising prices.

Well we succeed, sort of, and created so many of these bags, they are just not selling fast enough now.

Bits store problems I guess…

So to compensate we slashed prices again on every one of our New Fat Sacks!

Introducing the “new and improved” SUPER FAT SACK o’ BITSbut it’s only available for a VERY limited time.

Need another reason to pick up one of these amazing deals?  TAKE $5 OFF each additional SUPER FAT SACK while supplies last!

Checkout our new showcase video that goes over a few of the changes to the new sacks to help us keep up with everyone’s demand.

We really appreciate the amazing response from everyone so far to the Fat Sacks!

We worked super hard putting these NEW bags together, and many Bothans died to produce a bits bag this powerful (packaged in a convenient resealable sack form).


You may remember our old fat sacks we used to sell back when times were merrier, and bits flowed seemingly without end (right).

Well now the darkness has come, and soon there will be no bits anywhere.  Sure some people will try to get away with continuing to sell bits, but they are only fooling themselves. The resolve behind this directive of no breaking down product is pretty strong, and I suspect we have only scratched the surface of this malcontent. 

I feel like for now, the only real way to keep the bits flowing may just be from these super bags stuffed with bountiful bits.

These new SUPER FAT SACKS are a personal hand selected mix of bits, drawn from the collection of every last bit in our warehouse to give you the best possible random mix of bits (in a timely and efficient manner) we could ever hope to stuff into one gargantuan mylar bag.

But wait, it doesn’t stop there.  I have even raided my personal collection of bits, which was whittled away in my dark closet of power hidden from the world- less they devour it with their mind numbing awesomeness.

Once again some of the best bits quite possibly ever made will now be available to the public anew. Most of these bits were plucked at the peak of bits perfection over many years at Battlewagon Bits and accumulated throughout twenty plus years of modeling projects, these bits are a very extension of myself and my company.

This is all I have left to offer a bits hungry public, and I pray it is enough.

They have been mixed to ensure (mostly) a great batch of kick ass bits in each bag. Included are bits from Orks to Guard to Marinez with everything in between- even some Fantasy treats.

These bags are 100% random mix of bits, taken from the remaining stock of our extensive bits inventory  

Each bag is different, and it would be very hard to find anything like it on the market today.

Each sack is a 5×8 inch 4mil plastic bag filled with bits sifted and sorted from the Spikey Bits Wall of Bits, and my own personal closet of power (just don’t tell the Bits Cat I took them).

Need another reason to pick up one of these amazing deals?  TAKE $5 OFF each additional SUPER FAT SACK while supplies last!

We had to raise the price of these because the first batch we had sold out in only one day!!!!  Now prices have been slashed and we changed the format of the bags slightly… Hopefully we’ll be able to keep up with the demand this time a little better.

Don’t wait these bags are Limited Edition- because when the bits are gone that’s it, forever. 


Get one now, while supplies last!

About the Author: Rob Baer

Virginia Restless, Miniature Painter & Cat Dad. I blame LEGOs. There was something about those little-colored blocks that started it all... Twitter @catdaddymbg