Armies on Parade

  The Eldar has many different heroes, most of whom people know, but there are some more obscure ones you may not!

The Imperial Guard has all manner of weapons, not good weapons, mind you; those go to the Space Marines or better!

The Necrons march forever on their unrelenting legs; they don’t care about the distance or the time to get to their goal!

Few Space Marines strike as much fear into their enemies as The Night Lords, but then again, most legions aren’t led by Batman!

The Orks are one of those races we know a lot about but still know nothing about, like how they started and what drives them.

When the Imperial Guard is tired of trying to kill the enemy, they bring in the tanks. Which tanks? All the tanks!

When the Death Guard really want a world to fall to their patron god, they bring in the big boys like Mortarion!

The Space Marines have always had a problem with their more evil brethren, the Chaos Space Marines; they seem to have some core differences!

The Death Guard has some of the most disturbing leaders you could possibly imagine; whatever you’re thinking, it’s worse!

The Ultramarines are one of the few chapters that are almost entirely still whole in the 41st millennium!

If you notice that the guy next to you has purplish skin and more than the usual amount of limbs, report it to management!

The Tyranids don’t really care about anything other than where they will get their next meal and if it will taste as good as the last!

There are some Space Marines that don’t care where their tech comes from as long as it helps them advance their cause!

The Ultramarines are the poster boys of the Space Marines, mainly because their Primarch is still around!

The Sisters of Battle are always prepared to help out when needed, especially if that means they get to summon their Saint!

There are some demons that you never know what’s going to happen next, then others are very predictable!

Most armies consider their men valuable as they make up your main force, but not the Guard, you are a number when you are in the Guard!

The Ultramarines are so sure that they will win, they have parades on worlds that they already inhabit!