Armies on Parade

There are many different gods that walk in the warp, but Tzeentch is the one who has the most change over time!

When the Death Guard are ready to attack from the warp, they will sometimes wake up their Primarch and let him loose on the enemy!

There are some demons that you can hear coming, and others you can see, but the worst ones are the ones you can smell!

There are some Space Marines that are always prepared for battle, even when they should just be relaxing!

There are some things that come out of the warp that doesn’t so much scare you as they make you go EWWWWW instead!

The Adeptus Mechanicus have designed themselves to be able to survive anything the enemy could possibly throw at them!

The Ultramarines get the first pick of all the best toys, as they are the favorites of the empire right now, but that may not always be true!

There are humans, and there are abhumans and the humans will work with the abhumans if they aren’t too distorted!

Chaos can cause so much harm to our realm that it’s part of the reason we need to stop them; the other is, so we don’t die!

The Necrons are eternal and will always just phase back to their tomb worlds to be rebuilt and sent back out to battle!

The Forces of Chaos are scarier than you could possibly imagine; they not only have evil space marines but demons in tow!

The Tyranids are like an endless flood of gnashing teeth that just want to eat and kill everything in their path!

Any of the ranks of the Imperium of Mankind will help each other when the need arises, but only when the need arises!

When the Death Guard are finally ready to form a full assault, they prepare not only the Space Marines but all the Demons too!

There are a few races that have been battling the universe for far longer than mankind has, and they will let you know it!

The Orks are always ready to Krump something, the problem is, not all the Orks are clear on what a good Krumpin is!

The Tyranids don’t really care for any of your politics, they just care how good you taste and what you can add to the Biomass!

The Tau are like one of those pesky insects that the more you swat away, the stronger they come back!