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How a Guardsman Would Clear Their Driveway
Let’s be honest, when you think about how a Guardsman would clear their driveway, this is what comes to mind!
Read More >New 40k Eldar Mini Hidden in Plain Sight: SATIRE
Watch out- GW tried to hide a new Eldar 40k mini in plain sight, but we weren’t fooled! Can you guess what it is?
Read More >Mid Table Tryhard Gives Us the Truth About the Judiciar
There’s only one reason you run the Judiciar, you want to win your first non-participation trophy. Mid Table Tryhard knows the truth!
Read More >Monoliths in the Desert are How We Get Necrons…
Do you want the metal overlords so early in our scientific evolution? Well, Monoliths are a good start to how we get Necrons!
Read More >Guilliman Orders the Hammerfall Turret in a Drive-Thru
Guilliman saw that the points on all his Marines were going up and new hordes may be a bigger issue in 9th- luckily he’ got the Hammerfall turret.
Read More >A Lazy Man’s Guide to Roboute Guilliman Lore in 40k
Who is Roboute Guilliman, and what is he doing with the Imperium? Check out this lazy man’s guide to the biggest smurf in 40k lore.
Read More >A Plastic Thunderhawk Should Be Cheaper Than Resin
Now that Squats have been teased, why not talk about the other 40k elephant in the room, the mythical plastic Thunderhawk kit hobbyists would love!
Read More >40k Mario Kart: A Fun Way to Play With Your Friends
If you’re looking for a new way to play with your 40k models with a group of friends, we’ve got a new game mode for you to try- 40k Mario Kart!
Read More >What Does Your Army Say About You in 40k?
What does your army say about you in 40k? The answers may be blatantly obvious! Take a look at how your core army paints a picture of the player you are.
Read More >Day of the Fire Warrior: The Side of Tau You Don’t See
What’s a day in the life of a Fire Warrior look like? We’ve got a schedule reported by Imperial Scouts of what they do on a daily basis for Tau and the greater good.
Read More >Roboute Guilliman Wants To Return The Primaris Go-Kart
After seeing the new machine gun go-kart headed to the Space Marine armory, Roboute Guilliman made a stop by Mars to return the Primaris ATV.
Read More >Applications For The Lamenters New Chapter Master
Do you want to bring the Emperor’s judgment to Xenos and Heretics? Apply for the position of new Lamenters Chapter Master now!
Read More >Space Marines Use Action Figures To Train Due to Budget Cuts
Due to extreme budget cuts, Space Marines have been forced to use action figures for training instead of their normal live-fire exercises.
Read More >The Imperium Can’t Afford To Buy Cawl’s New Inventions
Cawl has shifted the focus of inventions to his own armies now that the Primaris have a good footing, except the Imperium, can’t afford his stuff…
Read More >Bad Guy Names: Malcador Saw the Obvious When Nobody Else Did
Malcador gathers all of the Marines with bad guy names just on a hunch that they would one day rebel. Here’s how things played out…
Read More >If The Horus Heresy Was a Film By Wes Anderson
What would it look like if Wes Anderson shot a film about the Horus Heresy? Check out these actors and who they’d play in the lore.
Read More >An Imperial Citizen Reacts To Being Sacrificed to The Emperor
We’ve been thinking about what daily life looks like in 40k, and how an Imperial would react to finding out he’s getting sacrificed to the Emperor.
Read More >Roboute Guilliman Is Happy About the New Primaris Bikes
Roboute Guilliman gave the Primaris Space Marine Bikes the green light. Listen to how Cawl first revealed them to the Primarch on Mars.
Read More >Fabius Bile Gets Roasted By His Own Creation
Fabius Bile was lucky enough to get his hands on a salvageable Adeptus Custode and brought it to life… but it isn’t what he was expecting.
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