Liberation comes at a price, especially when Titans are doing the heavy lifting. Just remember trooper do not stare directly at the titan when it fires!
Black Library just posted this funny Titan Schematic over Warhammer Fest weekend. Remember the following trooper:
Big guns never tire (and neither does correct safety procedure)
The Warlord Titan harnesses the power of the most potent technologies in the galaxy. Many of these weapons can, in extreme cases, have detrimental effects on nearby humans.
Fear not! Ever your champions, the Munitorum will provide you with all the applicable aids and preventative measures required to survive such conditions.
For safety, you should take special care in the following circumstances:
- When standing near a Titan armed with a Quake Cannon, you will be issued with earplugs. It is imperative you do not remove them, as when this weapon is fired, the shockwave emitted by the projectile’s passage can pulp organs and render brains to jelly.
- When fighting alongside a Titan equipped with a Sunfury Plasma Annihilator, a weapon that unleashes the caged thermonuclear oblivion of a star, you will be issued with ocular solar shields. Even so, do not look directly at the blast. It has been estimated** this will cause your eyeballs to melt in their sockets.
- If you witness a barrage of vortex missiles, and happen to glimpse the enemy’s last moments as they are consumed by the horror of the immaterium, you should immediately consume Special Ration Pack XIV. These small tabs will stave off any impending madness. A commissar will be on hand to help you administer the dose.
Good luck, trooper. May the Emperor keep you in his sight.
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Rob Baer
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Founded Spikey Bits In 2009
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Bio: Virginia restless, miniature painter & cat dad. He blames LEGOs for all this, as there was something about those little-colored blocks that started it all. Spikey Bits started with Rob trying to stay motivated to hobby on his backlog of projects and share his knowledge with others during the early blogging era.
Scale model hobbyist in the 80s, miniature wargamer, and trading card player ever since. He’s played every edition of Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy since 5th Edition, but Titans of all sizes will always be his favorite! It’s even rumored that his hobby vault rivals the Solemnance Galleries, containing rulebooks filled with lore from editions long past, ancient packs of black-bordered Magic Cards, and minatures made of both pewter and resin.
