HELLO INGRATES AND WUSSIES, IT’S YOUR ANGRY GOD OF THE INTERNET, KHORNE, HERE AGAIN TO TELL YOU WHAT I HATE ABOUT 8TH EDITION 40K.
READY FOR IT?
NOTHING. LITERALLY NOTHING ABOUT 8E MAKES ME MAD. I KNOW RIGHT? IT’S CRAZY. I’VE NEVER FELT THIS FREE. I THINK I’LL GO PAINT A PICTURE OR LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR OR SOMETHING. MAYBE WRITE SOME POETRY OR GO DOWN TO THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE AND SIGN UP FOR A POTTERY CLASS.
I HAVEN’T FELT THIS GOOD ABOUT ANYTHING SINCE I KICKED SKARBRAND’S ASS HALF WAY ACROSS HELL AND TORE HIS WINGS TO PIECES. THAT WAS A PRETTY GREAT DAY.
NOW YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I’M NOT ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN THOUSAND YEARS OR WHATEVER, I DON’T KNOW I HAVEN’T BEEN COUNTING.
IT’S BECAUSE ALL YOU PSYKER SPAMMING NERDS CAN SUCK IT.
I’M SORRY, BUT IT’S TRUE.
SOME DIPSTICK FROM PROSPERO (I HEAR THAT PLACE BECAME A REAL CRAPHOLE AFTER THE SPACE WOLVES SHOWED UP) ASKED THE GW FACEBOOK PAGE WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO TO THE SUMMONING RULES, AND GW RESPONDED BY EXPLAINING THAT SUMMONING WAS GOING TO GET SIGMARIZED.
WHY AM I HAPPY ABOUT THAT?
BECAUSE IT MEANS SUMMONING IS DEAD, YOU NERDS. NO MORE FREE MODELS, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY POINTS FOR THEM NOW.
THAT PUTS A SERIOUS HOLE IN PSYKER ABUSE, WHICH IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING IN MY BOOK, BECAUSE I HATE WIZARDS AND THE ONLY WAY I WANT TO SEE PSYKERS GET ABUSED IS PHYSICALLY!
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