Do you want to bring the Emperor’s judgment to Xenos and Heretics? Apply for the position of new Lamenters Chapter Master now!
If you are a patriot living in the Imperial hive sectors 34-Alpha through 89-Theta, we are interested in screening candidates for the position of Chapter Master of the Lamenters. Due to the overwhelmingly negative outlook on the position of Astartes within the Chapter, we’re reaching out to you!
Call To Arms For the Position of Lamenters New Chapter Master
Lamentor Marine being prepared to cross the Rubicon Primaris M41 colorized.
The Lamenters are back from their penitent crusade and are looking for a new soul to guide their forces into battle. You, yes you could shoulder the mantle as “Chapter Master” for the cursed 21st Chapter. Job description includes, but is not limited to these duties (Assuming salvageable life is present beyond crossing the Rubicon Primaris):
- Leading with efficacy under the stress of battle.
- Satisfactory knowledge of Imperial prayers 1-55.
- Conduct group morning prayer and hot yoga.
- Ensure Repulsors and Redemptors are polished and waxed daily.
- Wear your heart on your sleeve.
- willingness to deal with heavy losses of own men.
- open-hand slap any person that thinks you’re actually cursed.
As with any position of being the Emperor’s living blade, there are certain job hazards. For the Lamenters Chapter Master these include, but are not limited to:
- Gene-inherited acceptance of a deep melancholy outlook on life and existence.
- Preparedness for the ultimate demise of self, more than likely from disembowelment, loss of limb, Black Rage (TM), Daemonic possession, and/or combustion.
- Possible extension of another penitent crusade for mistakes made before your arrival.
If you want to learn more about the Lamenters, check out their lore on the 40k fandom page!
Which Chapter would you want to be Chapter Master of? Do you think the Lamenters are actually cursed?
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About the Author: Wesley Floyd
Imperial fanboy, tabletop fanatic, King of sprues.
