Lord Khorne is back talking 40k Kill Team, Necromunda, and every skirmish game in between. Can you handle the truth from the Lord of War?
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Jstove here, and now that everyone has their Knights glued up it’s time to talk about the most important decision of all… How to make a radical Freeblade.
Read MoreDirect your attention now to an emergency broadcast editorial because 30k’s Horus Heresy isn’t dead & we didn’t start the fire.
Read MoreLet’s listen in as Watch Captain Artemis briefs the new recruits on the life and death tactics of the mighty Space Marine Deathwatch.
Read MoreAlpharius is here giving us his pitch on his new soft drink, Hydra Dewminatus! Come see what the 7 new flavors of Alpharius’ galactic subversion are.
Read MoreSituated mightily atop his brass and skull throne the level-headed Lord Khrone is angry, and he has taken to social media to talk about it.
Read MoreCome find out the secret behind Cypher’s Alpha Legion clickbait, and see if you don’t get the joke. JStove is back with another instant classic!
Read MoreReady for more Jstove? Well, he is back with a little message from daddy Khorne himself on 5 tips for dealing with the Tau.
Read MoreComrade Tau just got up to speed on Codex Tau and he has all sorts of things to say about their new superiority compared to the capitalist imperial gue’la.
Read MoreJstove is back and he has brought a message from Big Daddy Khorne. It’s simple why Khorne does not get hobby block, and he’ll tell you why you shouldn’t either.
Read MoreAttention Astartes Fan Boys, an elite Adeptus Custodes has to say about retirement in the grim dark future of Warhammer 40k
Read MoreIt’s been a year since PETA asked Games Workshop to remove fur from their models. So today we’re going to be taking a look back at the hilarity that ensued.
Read MoreThat attractive Tau Propaganda Officer has swaggered his way back to us to convince us that Custodes are nothing more than another failure by the inferior Gue’la!
Read MoreThe first piece from JStove for 2018 is here and he brings with him some “100% completely factual Warhammer 40k rumors” from the darkest parts of the Internet!
Read MoreThe big four Gods of Chaos get together to catch up on the hobby when Slaanesh pulls a plot twist to make Tzeentch proud.
Read MoreThere’s technically an all female army coming out next month, but NOT the way you think. If you like funny satire articles dig in on another Jstove classic.
Read MoreThat attractive Tau Propaganda Officer has swaggered his way back to us, with news of why Morty is smelly and why Ad Mech is a hillbilly version of the Tau!
Read MoreMagnus The Red here, ready to drop the mic after explaining where good is dumb, evil will always triumph, and how you can get a sweet pair of wings.
Read MoreWhen the memes and clickbait about your favorite Chapter becomes too much, you can talk about your issues with Azrael and his Meme Chapter Support Group.
Read MoreDo you think the new Primaris Chaplain and Apothecary are too expensive? Well, Chaplain Primo Skelelicious thinks you are wrong!
Read MoreThe Bay Area Open happened this past weekend and your friendly, virile Water Caste T’au Propagandist was there to watch the Gue’la lose.
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