Give The Gift of Bouquets that Never Wilt

By |2018-02-09T15:30:23+00:00February 9th, 2018|Categories: Geek Culture, Offbeat, Star Wars|

star wars dark side bouquetFor an out of the world way to say “I love you”, “I know”, “Utinni” or just breathe with labored, rasping voices, check out these fun offerings from ThinkGeek.

February is nearly upon us (how the year has flown already), and pink boxes of chocolate and red roses will be everywhere. Why not mix up the offering with something a bit more permanent than flowers that wilt or chocolates that make you feel guilty after? For the Star Wars fan, ThinkGeek might have something fun for you:

Star Wars Plush Bouquets $79.99

star wars plushFor when you need an out-of-this-world way to say, “I love you” or “I know” or “Utinni!!!,” we offer this Star Wars Plush Bouquet. With BB-8, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Leia, R2-D2, Wicket, Yoda, and a Porg, it features both good and bad guys, all of whom are 17% cuter than usual (we didn’t even know that was *possible* with a Porg) because they’re super-deformed. They come on long “stem” dowels, but you can easily pop them off for playtime, and then reattach them for display later. Try that with your fancy flowers.

Complete with nine different Star Wars characters (BB-8, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Leia, R2-D2, Wicket, Yoda, and a Porg), this bouquet comes wrapped in black crepe paper with a bow. Each plush is connected with a dowel and cap so they can be removed and played with (or throw at people).

Star Wars Bouquet – Droids $59.99

droid bouquetYou can also rely on the R2-series in the romance department. See, Artoo’s awful adorable. And you know what’s more adorable than Artoo? Multiple R2 units! Give someone the gift of astromech times nine with this Star Wars Bouquet. It features long-stemmed R2-D2, R2-Q5, and R2-D9 – 3 of each! You can pop the little plushes off their “stems” easily and put them back on at will. Give a little petal to the metal action to someone you love today.

For the droid lovers, ThinkGeek has one with nine little droids as well! These multiple R2 units make a fun addition to any droid lover’s collection, wrapped in blue and white crepe paper and a white bow.

Star Wars Bouquet – Darth Vader $59.99

vader bouquet

You won’t have to worry about your bouquet recipient wheezing like your favorite Sith Lord with this Darth Vader Star Wars Bouquet. Lord Vader stands tall, surrounded by a 501st of Stormtroopers (yes, we just made up that collective noun as a shoutout to one of our favorite organizations and also the place you’re most likely to see more than one Stormtooper in the wild). Each of these little super-deformed plush Imperials can be removed from its “stem” easily to be displayed on its own if you’d prefer. So you’re either getting a bouquet or a tiny army of plushes. Seems like a pretty good deal. Pray we don’t alter it any further.

For the Imperial agent in your life, why not the gift of Darth Vader himself. With a posse of Stormtroopers from the 501st Legion, any Imperial Operative will be excited to have this fabulous feature of their favorite Sith Lord.

The plush bouquets don’t stop there! There are many others, including unicorns, microbes, science (say “I love you” with a bouquet containing dopamine and serotonin, and even adorable kittens.

kitten bouquetHow adorable. So send some unwitting love that doesn’t get your allergies running, cause sneezing, wilt, or give guilt later…and make this February a fun, Geek-themed special month.

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