Joshua Dunkerly, Author at Spikey Bits - Page 158 of 314

When the Death Guards Primarch first showed back up in the mortal realms, no one was truly prepared for the horror!

When the Daemons of Khorne show up on your world, you know you are probably in trouble as they only want blood and skulls!

Sometimes when you are a Knight pilot in the Titan Legion, they let you design your own mini Titan, and that’s not bad!

When the Iron Warriors are ready to invade a world, that world better watch out, they are known for there amazing trenchwork!

The Death Guard are followers of Nurgle and as such, they are disgustingly resilient, what that really means is they are bloated beyond reason!

Sometimes, when the Adeptus Mechanicus finishes a new experiment it doesn’t become the main technology, but a one-off awesome machine!

The Necrons don’t usually wake up in a good mood, especially when they emerge on a world that has been settled on!

When the Daemons of Khorne are finally released upon an unsuspecting universe, you better understand there is going to be a lot of carnage!

When the Death Guard want to kill the front lines of the enemy they just send in the flesh mowers and watch them crumble!

When the Space Marines want to kill something, they can always call in whatever weaponry they want to finish the job!

The Eldar are some of the oldest people in the universe. They were some of the first creatures that walked on other worlds!

When you are in the Space Marines you can always hire a member of the Adeptus Mechanicus to make you a titan to take on Chaos!

Khorne is an easy patron to please, all you have to do is keep the blood flowing and the skulls coming and you’ll never let him down!

When the Death Guard nominate a new champion, it’s usually because they are the biggest, bloated, and most diseased warrior!

When you are in the Space Marines and you pass away, someone will be along to harvest your extra organs, they are useful after all!!

The Thousand Sons do not really feel much at all these days, mainly due to the fact that they are comprised mostly of dust!

When the Adeptus Mechanicus want to kill something, they send in their big ol’ robots to do some damage to it first. Then its go time!

When the Sisters of Battle are tired of waiting for the Space Marines to break the front lines, they call in their own titans!!