Joshua Dunkerly, Author at Spikey Bits - Page 163 of 314

The Sylvaneth don’t just make the forest move, the forest itself is actually alive and part of their realm!

The Blood Angels swear that they are loyal to the Emperor. But, come on, how loyal can you be if you’re drinking blood out of that cup?

The Mighty Stormcast Eternals make no joke about how powerful they are. I mean, who else can ride lightning?

When the legions of Nurgle show up on the world, they may not get to you very quickly, but they don’t care ’cause they will get there!

When you think of the Custodes, do you think of gold plated marines guarding a corpse? Then you are correct!

When the Orks ride into battle, they ride on the backs of Dragons. They are giants who love to eat men!

Before the Thousand Sons fell to the Gods of  Chaos they were some of the Emperor’s finest psykers, not that he wanted any!

When you are an Ork Commander and you want to destroy an enemy base, you commission the most powerful machine you can , har, har, har!

The Warhammer Orks have a duality to their belief system, they believe in both Gork and Mork and sometimes his embodiment shows up!

As the sky opens up and you smell the foul smell of a thousand compost heaps, it may be time to run before the Daemons arrive!

When you are in the Adeptus Mechanicus and you want to build something new, there are very little rules they need to follow!

When the Nighthaunts emerged from their graves there were some that were worse than others to have back taunting the living!

When the Tyranids are finally ready to attack a world they send in all the bugs they have to flood the enemy with death!

When the Iron Hands prepare to go into battle, they bring all manner of crazy weaponry with them to slay the enemy!

When people think of the most powerful wizards in the known universe, many have forgotten the lizards of old!

When the Space Marines are called in to help out with a chaotic situation, you never know which chapter you are going to get!

When the Tyranids send in their invasion fleets to an unsuspecting world, it is not pods full of bugs, it’s Cult that arrive first!

When you need a tally of all the dead that the Nurgle Daemons have killed through the eons, you ask the great tallyman Epidemus!