If you love crazy cool looking paint jobs, the new Turbo Dork colors are all amazing and ready to order right now!
Turbo Dork paints are some of the wildest and best on the market today. There are a ton of paint companies out there, but none do it like them. Their paints are insanely high quality and the Turboshift paints are just out of this world!
If you’ve been looking for a way to set your army apart, without spending countless hours, you need to check them out. The new line just dropped, so it’s time to get back to painting! Why are we still talking though? Let’s jump into the new paints!
What You Missed Bundle: $54 (Sale Price)
If you just want all the new paints in one buy and don’t feel like messing with buying each one, then this is for you! Plus, with the discount, you’ll be saving some cash as well! If you love what Turbo Dork is up to, check out what else they have been releasing!
Let’s check out everything you get in the bundle:
This bundle includes all of the most recently released paints. There are 4 Turboshifts and 6 metallics in the set.
- Bees Knees
- Black Ice
- Box Wine
- Gordian Knot
- Grave Robber
- Hot Commodity
- Peachy Keen
- Scarab
- Skyrat
- Supermassive
Bees Knees: $6.00
Their metallics are just so cool! We’ll take a look at a few of the different types of new paints, but they have so much more than that. Let’s hear what they have to say about it:
A cat has a meow but do bees have knees? As it happens they do, six in fact, though they are nothing special. However, Bees Knees paint is definitely exceptional. It is a luscious, warm honey-colored yellow when used over a white primer, bringing to mind images of Winnie the Poo with his hand in the Hunny Jar.
Over a black primer, you get a deep, smokey gold to buzz over happily.
Grave Robber Turboshift: $6.00
They promised us new greens and they don’t disappoint. Any Turboshift is awesome, but the new ones take it to a whole new level! Let’s hear what they have to say:
It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin?
No, it’s a box of Grave Robber paint in grassy green and a handful of muted brown on top. For use over a black primer.
Skyrat Turboshift: $6.00
There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons. The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark purple, magenta, and blue colors reflect that of your garden variety pigeon. Beware this may fly off the shelves.
Use this paint over a black primer for best results.
Peachy Keen: $6.00
Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine.
This pinky, orange-colored paint over a black primer has certainly earned the name Peachy Keen as it is awesome. In fact, maybe it should have been named Peachy Keen Jelly Bean (except, of course, that would take up too much room on the label).
That does it for this one, be sure to check out the rest of these new Turbo Dork Paint colors!
Get Your New Turbo Dork Paint Colors Here!
About the Author: Travis Pasch
Travis Pasch
Job Title: Head Writer & Editor
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About Travis Pasch: Travis has been a Warhammer 40k hobbyist since the 1990s, playing the game since Third Edition. Through extensive traveling, he’s seen a lot of the miniatures hobby from across the world, giving him a unique perspective on the latest gaming topics and trends.
Travis’s brother even owns a commission painting studio, where he’s picked up a lot of good advice and techniques for painting Warhammer and tabletop miniatures over the years, as well. Travis joined the Spikey Bits team in 2019 and has been the lead writer since 2020.
Currently, he’s working on converting all his 40k Adeptus Mechanicus models and becoming a true tech enjoyer, complete with both sad and happy robot noises!
