satire

Greetings imperialist pigdog gue’la! It is I, your favorite ambassador of Glorious Tau Empire, here again on the internets to be telling you of greatest progress of Greater Good.

DEAR CRYBABIES, BLOOD GOD HERE, MAD AT YOU AGAIN, BECAUSE REASONS. WHAT AM I MAD ABOUT TODAY? THUNDERHAWK RUMORS. THAT’S WHAT!

Today JStove is giving a look into what Khorne thinks about Age of Sigmar. Needless to say he’s not too happy and has a couple things to say about it!

The Traitor Primarchs have gathered for a conference call, and it’s entertaining the say the least. Come find out what they all had to say!

Ever wonder what the first meeting with Guilliman and the Chapter Master would be like upon his return? Well here’s one possibility!

I am sure everyone has seen that PETA has asked GW to remove furs from their line. It is everywhere. And I am here to tell PETA, on behalf of Mr. Rountree*, Games Workshop**, thousands of hobbyists around the globe*** and our spiritual liege, Matt Ward****…

You should read this Tech-Priest’s message or there is a good chance he’ll issue you a plasma gun, and we all know how that will end for you don’t we?

We present to the world the REAL issues this Novemeber starting with: Why do Space Marines have square butt plates?

After the photo matte was the destroyed, the bear scampered off into the woods. Now we turn to Chuck with the weather, Chuck?

HEY ALL YOU JERKS ON THE INTERNET, GUESS WHAT? IT’S KHORNE, AND I’M STILL INCREDIBLY MAD AT YOU LOSERS!! WANT TO KNOW WHY?!

  You’ll want to trade in all your ‘caps for this one, but don’t forget your Power Armor and bring along plenty of Stimpaks!

Even within my favorite hobby and FLGS, there are just some people that really grind my gears! Are you one of them? Read this article to find out!

Eagle Ordinary gets reinforcements this week, from classic 40k web comic Servants of The Imperium!

Come see what the orientation pamphlet would look like for all the new Deathwatch recruits that are trying to make it big in the Ordo Xenos.

Have you been shocked or scandalized by the return of Matt Ward? Either way here’s your crash course history lesson in the last ten or fifteen years of 40k.

Get your tinfoil hats on everybody, this frenchy is unto something!

Come hear the words of one of the greatest Chaos gods out there, Lord Khorne speaks about Chaos what we are doing wrong…

Every wonder why all the Dark Angels seem to contemplate Chaos from time to time? Come see today’s first hand account!