satire

Hey internet, it’s JStove, and I have a stupid idea.  How stupid? EDITORS NOTE: This article was written for 7th edition 40k back in 2014. BUT the article itself still has merit now-a-days with the way everything is going currently. – Enjoy Well, maybe its convert-an-army-of-space-marines-to-be-goatmen dumb. Maybe its “Hey, let’s post an opinion on the […]

Wallace Cumberlich, resident of Nottingham for ten years… sat down at the table next to his co-workers- Cruddace, Ward, and Kelly.Hey guys Jstove is back, and better than ever! Checkout this fictional harrowing fly on the wall tale of interoffice politicking, at the latest developmental meeting for everyone’s favorite company. But remember kids, this is […]

Good morning 40k meta jerks, It’s Jstove , and you don’t read this part and neither do I. But let’s talk about something you do read. REECE ROBBINS AND ALL THE OTHER 40K TO’S ARE RUINING THE GAME AND CONSPIRING TO COME TO YOUR RESIDENCE AND BURN IT DOWN. Capslock. It’s like writing, but louder. Right now […]

Many blessings upon you, gue’la. I like you, you like me. Yes?It is I am return, fearless and virile water caste diplomat of mighty Tau Empires, to dispensing the seasonal greetings from my peoples to you. Honorable and Noble comrade ethereal Aun’va tells to me that in the winter season is time of great festival […]

Hello Spikeybits, it’s Jstove again, and you don’t read this part anyways.BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE YOU’LL PROBABLY READ STUFF IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT LOOKS ANGRY. Well, what you should know is that ROB BAER, owner and operator of Spikeybits, FTW Games, and sworn enemy of the Thundercats HATES MONEY. That’s right, Rob hates […]

 Jstove’s back with a letter to the Warpsmiths of Demon World #37 in reference to the current Chaos Space Marine Codex. FROM THE DESK OF LORD GYGORAX THE VILE Arch Defenestrator of Window World, King Badguy of Preschool Planet K-1 Beta, Honored Bearer of Lord Abaddon’s Television Remote, Lord of Chaos Undivided. — Dear Warpsmiths […]

Imagine for a moment that you are Gav Crudward, GW’s most/least talented games designer… Editor’s note, this article does not depict any particular company, and / or individual specifically. Obviously this is a light hearted article about what’ seems to be in the hearts and minds of fans everywhere as of late. Kids, Do not try […]

The other day I was browsing through the local gaming club’s forum. I wasn’t looking for anything in particular this caught my eye.Someone posted a video about a company that bears a striking resemblance to a company we all seem to love to hate… I’m sure this video is already old news to some, but […]

Hello ten toed gue’vesa of humans imperiums of man. I like you. You like me? My name is Comrade Jstove of glorious water caste from T’au sept office of propaganda, and I am writing articles on Spikey Bits for you convince to hop onto Greater Good bandwagon and playing Tau army, and buying many boxes […]