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Finecast is the Best Cast: Do Not Question Your Commanders

By Jack Stover | March 5th, 2019 | Categories: Finecast, jstove, Warhammer 40k

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Imperial propaganda explains why Finecast is cleary the best cast. Do not question your commanders Guardsman, they know what is best.

Jstove is here with us today with Imperialis documentation on Severina Raine Commissar coming to the tables in Finecast resin.

Great News, Guardsman!

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Due to a localized warp storm in your area, the forces of the great enemy have been set adrift in the Immaterium and are unable to make planetfall on your world. We have ensured peace and prosperity in your subsector for the next three to seven centuries

Disregard any reference to peace and/or prosperity if your world currently, and is, being attacked by one of the other multitudes of enemies of mankind.

Less Great News, Guardsman!

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Due to a localized warp storm in your area, you will be cut off from Forge World Nottingham. Your primary source of Munitorum-approved combat plastic products, for the next three to seven centuries.

Adequate News, Guardsman!

Fortunately, the Munitorum, in their enlightened service to the Emperor of Mankind, has sourced other materials that are potentially the equal of your tried and true plastic miniatures from nearby Hive World Finecast. Your new reinforcements will be delivered to you in a combat-ready material that is the near-equal and by no means inferior to your existing plastic!

Great News, Guardsman!

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Cult activity was identified in your sector and your Command echelon has been purged. Fear not, for you soon will be receiving orders from none other than highly decorated Commissar Severina Rhaine. In glorious Hive World Finecast Resin, of course!

Reminder Guardsman!

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It has been deemed treason punishable by summary execution, to compare the battle readiness of plastic to resin. Have you or a comrade have had a discussion about the farcical and nonexistent flaws of Finecast? Please fill out summary execution forms in triplicate. Then, report immediately to regimental command.

Disavow any propaganda that states that other factions still get all their characters in plastic. It is not your place to question the wisdom of the Munitorum! Rest assured that all other armies in the game still receive resin miniatures in 2019.

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