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How to Roll Citadel Dice- New Limited Book Release

By Rob Baer | April 1st, 2013 | Categories: Warhammer 40k

New from Games Workshop, How to Roll Citadel Dice Guide.  Learn all the tips and tricks to get the most out of YOUR dice, and get that competitive edge!

This is a limited edition release available while supplies last. Order now to avoid disappointment!

Or not…. This crazy joke was from a few years ago, and I just dug it up (from Faeit’s site nonetheless) to share with everyone.
Happy April Fools! -May the Dice Really Be With You! MBG

From Faeit 212
How to Roll Citadel Dice. April Fools

OK, Here is the funny thing. I read through the GW whats new today and saw this. Its rather funny. So then it occured to me (since I have an interest in dice) to see how much the book was since it said it was available today. I couldnt find it. Aprils Fools.

If someone knows where to find this book on their site to order, let me know with a link. Otherwise they are good. Happy Fools Day 2011.

BTW I will not be posting rumors today, unless it is very very verified, or just that interesting due to the foolishness of the day. Here are some pics from GW about their new release….. they are hilarious. When you are done, read the back of the book, last pic.

About the Author: Rob Baer

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Rob Baer

Job Title: Managing Editor

Founded Spikey Bits in 2009

Socials: Rob Baer on Facebook and @catdaddymbg on X

About Rob Baer: Founder, Publisher, & Managing Editor of Spikey Bits, the leading tabletop gaming news website focused on the hobby side of wargaming and miniatures.

Rob also co-founded and currently hosts the Long War Podcast, which has over 350 episodes and focuses on tabletop miniatures gaming, specializing in Warhammer 40k. and spent six years writing for Bell of Lost Souls. 

Every year, along with his co-hosts, he helps host the Long War 40k Doubles Tournament at Adepticon and the Long War 40k Doubles at Las Vegas Open, which attracts over 350 players from around the world.

Rob has won many Warhammer 40k Tournaments over the years, including multiple first-place finishes in Warhammer 40k Grand Tournaments over the years and even winning 1st place at the Adepticon 40k Team Tournament.

With over 30 years of experience in retail and distribution, Rob knows all the products and exactly which ones are the best. As a member of GAMA (Game Manufacturers Association), he advocates for gaming stores and manufacturers in these difficult times, always looking for the next big thing to feature for the miniatures hobby, helping everyone to provide the value consumers want.

While he’s played every edition of Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy (since 5th Edition) and has been hobbying on miniatures since the 1980s, Titans of all sizes will always be his favorite! It’s even rumored that his hobby vault rivals the Solemnance Galleries, containing rulebooks filled with lore from editions long past, ancient packs of black-bordered Magic Cards, and models made of both pewter and resin.