These are the Warhammer bumper stickers we need in our lives! Check out the best quotes that have ascended into memehood.
Depending on what army you play determines where you point your finger at to make fun of other factions. With so many years of banter seeded into 40k’s player base, there’s been some pretty funny stuff said that we think could pass as bumper sticker material.
Here are some of our favorites:
Magnus Did Nothing Wrong
Depending on who you side with, you’ll either say “Magnus did nothing wrong” or “Magnus most certainly did do something wrong”. Either way, it’d be a great bumper sticker. But to settle the debate, this meme lays out the facts that Magnus messed up pretty hard… more than once.
The Floor is Loyalty to the Emperor
Slap “The floor is loyalty to the Emperor” on your car and you’re a loyalist. Slap it on your plane, you’re a heretic. The choice is yours.
My Other Car is a Land Raider
We don’t need much explanation for this one. But we will say, with where the 40k world is going, it might be better suited to say “My other car is a Repulsor.” Just remind people that they need to walk an extra two feet to get to you.
The Heresy Train Has no Brakes
This one is for Chaos fans. It’s pretty self-explanatory but you’ll need plenty of other chaos stickers around your car so there’s no mistake of who’s side you’re on. This one would be great for when you give a ride to a friend to tourney you’re already late for.
The G.O.A.T: Do You Follow the Codex Astartes This Close?
The uncontested best quote is one that’s ACTUALLY bumper sticker. Watching a tailgater back off after he read “Do you follow the Codex Astartes this close” is enough to put a smile on your face. Unless they tailgate harder and have an 8-point hood ornament…
There’s a ton of awesome sayings out there but these were just a few of our favorites.
What’s your favorite 40k quote? Would you like to see it turned into a bumper sticker?
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About Wesley Floyd: Wes has been in the Warhammer hobby since 2015 and joined the Spikey Bits writing team in 2018. He is known for his satirist takes on trending topics and imaginative yet amazingly affordable hobby solutions to painting Warhammer miniatures.
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