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What Does GW Have Against The Tau? 40k Punching Bags

By Wesley Floyd | September 26th, 2019 | Categories: satire, Tau, Warhammer 40k

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Lately, we’ve seen a trend in all the previews from GW and it’s a simple one. The Tau seem to be the new punching bags of every release.

Looking at some of the latest preview artwork showcasing new releases and armies, the Tau have been getting their butts handed to them on a silver platter and it begs the question: “How did you even find yourself in this situation???” Check out what we’re talking about.

What Does GW Have Against The Tau? 40k Punching Bags

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Starting off, things weren’t that bad. At least the Tau didn’t have Space Marines wading through their gun line like water. Plus, they all had their guns pointing in the right direction.

tau kill team

Next, there’s this old gem. The battlesuits are definitely getting totaled and the pilots inside are probably going to be a fishy blue pulp. But at least some of the Tau are actually getting shots off! The Drones in the sky are still firing.

tau kill team 2

Next, there’s a handful of Reivers walking through a gunline with aFire Warrior having his gun pushed aside like a flimsy tree branch in the way. Looking down a bit, one Tau is finally telling the others “Hey we should probably fall back now”…Even though it’s probably about 5 minutes too late for that.

tau kill team 3

Moving on, the Tau found themselves in an open field, yet again in melee combat. Except for this time, not a single Tau is managing to fire their gun. They just let the Sisters roll up on them and fold them like a wet noodle.

tau kill team 4

And finally, with one of the most recent pieces of art we’ve seen, there’s a Terminator about to pop a Fire Warrior’s coconut with a hammer. Then down at the bottom of the frame, there’s a Fire Warrior getting dragged by the scruff of his neck while a standard-bearer beats him with a pole. (That’s not even lethal. He’s just bullying him there.)

Lately, it looks like the Tau have been living up to their reputation at being bowling pins in melee. But hey, at least they’re still out promoting the Greater Good right? Hope everything works out well for them… What do you think about the Tau’s melee capabilities?

Why does GW seem to keep beating up on them (figuratively of course)?

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About the Author: Wesley Floyd

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Wesley Floyd

Job Title: Staff Writer

Joined: 2018

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About Wesley Floyd: Wes has been in the Warhammer hobby since 2015 and joined the Spikey Bits writing team in 2018. He is known for his satirist takes on trending topics and imaginative yet amazingly affordable hobby solutions to painting Warhammer miniatures.

Imperial fanboy, tabletop fanatic, and the self-proclaimed King of Sprues. He knows for a fact that Mephiston red is the best-tasting paint and is the commission painting equivalent of a Wendy’s 4 for $4.  If you like what he writes and want to contact him or have your tabletop minatures painted (to a mostly okayish standard), message him on Instagram.