Come read the latest installment of Propaganda from your friendly, local, Water caste Tau propaganda artist.
DEAR GUE’LA,
It is I, once again, Water caste merchant of glorious and triumphant Tau Empire, with message of peace, love, and propagandas for your internets on the spiking bits dot commissar.
Now, I know you are of thinking,
“Great handsome tau savior, how is mighty empire of tau weathering storm of unshaven teenage werewolf men from Terrible Eye of acid trip?”
Credit: Brian Clevenger of the 8-bit Theatre via Tau Online
This is having very good question. Many silly gue’la is fearing of first turn assault from silly dog man who is having shoulder gun from predator movie and shield of storms.
Credit: Brian Clevenger of the 8-bit Theatre via Tau Online
However, answer is very easy. First, sacrifice noble alien auxiliaries who are giving lives selflessly to service of the tau’va by allowing wolfing men to assault them, then, doing classic tau moves of overwatch everything, shoot, and scoot back using the jetting pack. As many great tau commander is already know, there is no foe of the greater good that cannot be defeated by running away from!
Credit: Brian Clevenger of the 8-bit Theatre via Tau Online
Ha! Ha!
Would the tau lie to you, simple gue’la? Of course not. Mighty Gundam Ripping Tide battlesuit has never lost battle. Tau way of war is as undefeatable as perfect English speaking of myself, your humble tau comrade.
Speaking of great and infallible tau empire, there is many new products of glorious empire for you to be of buying with your capitalist money dollars, at great savings. Why is savings great? Because no cost is too high for victory! You are buying these tau products now, silly Gue’la!
Credit: Brian Clevenger of the 8-bit Theatre via Tau Online
You can be of seeing great announcement of products on Spiking Bits here!
As you can see, great red hope of Farside Cave is having new book and release for many successful gundam model in army. You are needing to buy many box of new Farsight for great victory with fielding many battlesuit gundams of superior firepower. Many females will flock to your side because of masculine power.
Credit: Brian Clevenger of the 8-bit Theatre via Tau Online
As you know, greater good is always getting greater. Since last time I am talking you on the spiking bits, Tau are having not one, but TWO big new gundams for you are purchasing.
First, is mighty Forge World battletech gundam of looking like tau version of Mechwarrior. This gundam very expensive, but great victory will come to empty-wallet commander who purchases, because it is from the forging world.
Second, you are also knowing of new big open-topped gundam that is having sun roof for brave fire warrior pilots to get many tans while destroying bourgeois gue’la capitalism with superior tau firepower.
With so many new releases and bigger gundams for purchasing, Gulag Workshop is surely making Greatest Good, and you will enjoy many successes on battlefield.
Credit: Brian Clevenger of the 8-bit Theatre via Tau Online
Why update tau again?
because screw the whiny crybaby spikey marine men who are looking like KISS cover band! Ha!
I am joking of course. Except I am not.
Buy tau.
Your comrade,
Water caste tau propaganda artist.
