Brother Anismus tells us more about his ventures on the frontline. It looks like the Eldar have finally settled in on their meta…
If you haven’t been tracking, there’s been a certain Eldar list that has repetitively shown up in the top three army ranking in competitive 40k recently. It’s essentially flyers, flyers and more flyers.
Space Marines Encounter an Eldar Flyer Spam List
It is I again, Brother Anismus. We had trekked along a pathway after our Captain was slain by a three-armed hillbilly to a massive crevice. The opening in the ground was so large we could hardly see the land on the other side.
All of a sudden, one of the Scouts spotted a blurry silhouette of what he described as “A child wearing a dunce hat”. We were all confused by this until we spotted him on our thermal imaging array.
We realized it was just an Eldar wearing his helmet. But at that moment he ducked behind a rock and Xenos jet after Xenos jet appeared and flew back and forth…MENACINGLY.
They started to strafe our ranks and our Brothers tried as hard as they could to kill the Eldar behind the rock. For we knew that if we killed the ground force, victory would be ours. Nevertheless, his small childish frame kept him safe from our blessed bolter rounds. The jets were relentless in their attacks with guns that sounded like something that one could only describe as a “cringy anime show soundtrack”. We were forced to retreat back into the loving embrace of the Imperial Guard.
That is all for now. I hope the Emperor protects and keeps you in all his ways.
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About the Author: Wesley Floyd
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About Wesley Floyd: Wes has been in the Warhammer hobby since 2015 and joined the Spikey Bits writing team in 2018. He is known for his satirist takes on trending topics and imaginative yet amazingly affordable hobby solutions to painting Warhammer miniatures.
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