Joshua Dunkerly, Author at Spikey Bits - Page 88 of 314

When you think of Khorne Daemons you think of the most evil-looking nasty demons that there are, with horns and teeth and fire!

The Silent King Comes with all sorts of Goodies to make him more powerful than his foes, down to awesome shields!

The Adeptus Mechanicus are some of the strongest humans, mainly because they have barely any organic parts left!

Death Guard has some of the most resilient warriors in Warhammer, and even if you do kill them they will probably just respawn in the warp!

The Space Wolves are like the Vikings of old, only if those Vikings were also superhuman and some kind of werewolves!

When you are in the 41st Millenium Santa Claus will still deliver your presents, but he is packing heat to do so!

When the My Little Ponies got sucked into the 41st millennium they first had trouble adapting, but they are starting to get it now!

When the Space Marines are ready to go to battle they first make sure that they have all their transports ready!

Everyone thought Boba was dead, but not only is that not the case, but he’s also more deadly and more dad-ly than ever!

The Imperial Guard is man’s first and sometimes last defense against most outside forces that would destroy us, but sometimes they need help!

The Imperial Knights are always ready for a tussle even if they look like they are not, it’s because they have Napoleon syndrome going on inside of all that armor!

The Eldar are one of those races that have such advanced tech it would seem like magic to lesser races!

There are many worlds that the Space Marines inhabit and all of them have been tainted by the touch of mankind!

When you are ready to join the Adeptus Mechanicus be prepared to have many of your regular human limbs removed!

When you need a place to hide you may be looking for a place with no phone or that has no people but this is not that place!

The Space Marines love nothing more than to execute the enemies of the Emperor and none more than a Chaplain!

When the Space Marines are finally ready to send in an attack force it may be as small as a single marine powered by Mountain Dew!

When the Cursed City fell many of the denizens became part of the undead hordes and will forever serve their master!