satire

James Workshop has single-handedly replaced all the other GW presenters and taken over the face of the company; what can’t he do?

We needed to know the cost of that colossal one-gallon paint pot from when Games Workshop reviewed those huge new models with Weta.

Do you have what it takes to be the next director of canon for Games Workshop and get hobbyists on board with your ideas for the Warhammer 40k universe?

Despite their steely demeanor, Necron Overlords are becoming the new Space Marine Lieutenants meme with model after model!

Do you have what it takes to be the next director of FOMO for Games Workshop and get everyone to spend their last penny on Warhammer?

Hobbyists have been up in arms over the look of Space Marine Desolators weapons, and here is the secret behind those provocative weapons!

We’ve noticed another trend in GW’s design department, and we have to give it to them as these three things make miniatures instantly cooler…

Here is the 100% accurate history and not in any way satirized story of Matt Ward, Warhammer 40k, and working for Games Workshop!

Warhammer should have sportscasters because it would obviously become a world-renowned spectator sport in a matter of weeks.

Hey everyone, I have an exclusive interview with the God-Emperor of Mankind! Finally, the words from his own mouth!

Hey there, cowperson. I was just rustlin’ some steers and making the little doggies get along and I got ta thinkin’.

This week, I wanted to take all the evidence of what we know about GW’s new releases and figure out exactly what is going on with this company.

The star of your steamiest dreams, Pimcron is here this week with four reasons to help you decide if you want to play or get into Warhammer!

Since I’m such an amazing writer, I have no choice in the matter but to submit my own styled Black Library book to GW!

Here’s a totally realistic guide to getting started in the Warhammer hobby with no shenanigans involved whatsoever…

What your dice say about you may not be pretty, but one thing’s for sure, the dice never lie so take this as 100% fact.

Oooh boy, this one is important for some of you to hear, because some hobbyists really need some Warhammer player etiquette.

Pimcron’s got all the answers to step up your game. If you use these Pre-Warhammer rituals you will without a doubt win your next battle!