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Brother Anismus tells us more about his ventures on the frontline. It looks like the Eldar have finally settled in on their meta…

Brother Anismus has sent us another letter from the frontlines. Let’s check in on how he’s doing and what there is to report from the Space Marine!

We’ve intercepted a journal entry from a Space Marine being sent home to his family from the front. Let’s take a look at how life is in the warzone.

  We’ve noticed another trend in GW’s design department,  and we have to give it to them. These two things make every miniature instantly cooler…

  GREETINGS MORTALS. IT IS I, THE RUMOR DEMON ENGINE. I HAVE INFILTRATED THE 3D SCULPTING DEPARTMENT TO BRING YOU MY CREATIONS.

What if they made a terrain piece that all the tiny Space Marine could use to become BIG like their Primaris Bros? Introducing the Rubicon Primaris!

Ever wonder what conversations of Chaos Marines look like in between all the fighting and bloodshed? It’s actually more laid back than you think.

Rogal Dorn has been with his brothers for a while now and wants to throw his two cents in to Forge World. Check out what he has to say.

Abaddon is here today to tell us his own personal thoughts about the new Chaos models previewed inside the Shadowspear Box Set.

How good does the new Primarch model look? There is someone whom we haven’t heard an opinion from yet, and that is from Lord Sanguinius himself.

Lord Khorne is back talking 40k Kill Team, Necromunda, and every skirmish game in between. Can you handle the truth from the Lord of War?

Jstove here, and now that everyone has their Knights glued up it’s time to talk about the most important decision of all… How to make a radical Freeblade.

Direct your attention now to an emergency broadcast editorial because 30k’s Horus Heresy isn’t dead & we didn’t start the fire.

Let’s listen in as Watch Captain Artemis briefs the new recruits on the life and death tactics of the mighty Space Marine Deathwatch.

Alpharius is here giving us his pitch on his new soft drink, Hydra Dewminatus! Come see what the 7 new flavors of Alpharius’ galactic subversion are.

Situated mightily atop his brass and skull throne the level-headed Lord Khrone is angry, and he has taken to social media to talk about it.

Come find out the secret behind Cypher’s Alpha Legion clickbait, and see if you don’t get the joke. JStove is back with another instant classic!

Ready for more Jstove? Well, he is back with a little message from daddy Khorne himself on 5 tips for dealing with the Tau.