satire

What would the world look like if other companies were run like GW? Hmmm… well, that could be interesting…

Here’s why Lord of the Rings is really just a great historical game from GW, perhaps even their best…

Hey! Come look at these words I wrote about the single most important issue to ever grace the earth, GW Dice!

There is a new weekly columnist around these parts now, as starting today Pimcron has invaded Spikey Bits. Go easy on him, it’s his first day!

Let’s be honest, when you think about how a Guardsman would clear their driveway, this is what comes to mind!

Watch out- GW tried to hide a new Eldar 40k mini in plain sight, but we weren’t fooled! Can you guess what it is?

There’s only one reason you run the Judiciar, you want to win your first non-participation trophy. Mid Table Tryhard knows the truth!

Do you want the metal overlords so early in our scientific evolution? Well, Monoliths are a good start to how we get Necrons!

Guilliman saw that the points on all his Marines were going up and new hordes may be a bigger issue in 9th- luckily he’ got the Hammerfall turret.

Who is Roboute Guilliman, and what is he doing with the Imperium? Check out this lazy man’s guide to the biggest smurf in 40k lore.

Now that Squats have been teased, why not talk about the other 40k elephant in the room, the mythical plastic Thunderhawk kit hobbyists would love!

If you’re looking for a new way to play with your 40k models with a group of friends, we’ve got a new game mode for you to try- 40k Mario Kart!

What does your army say about you in 40k? The answers may be blatantly obvious! Take a look at how your core army paints a picture of the player you are.

What’s a day in the life of a Fire Warrior look like? We’ve got a schedule reported by Imperial Scouts of what they do on a daily basis for Tau and the greater good.

After seeing the new machine gun go-kart headed to the Space Marine armory, Roboute Guilliman made a stop by Mars to return the Primaris ATV.

Do you want to bring the Emperor’s judgment to Xenos and Heretics? Apply for the position of new Lamenters Chapter Master now!

Due to extreme budget cuts, Space Marines have been forced to use action figures for training instead of their normal live-fire exercises.

Cawl has shifted the focus of inventions to his own armies now that the Primaris have a good footing,  except the Imperium, can’t afford his stuff…