Pimcron, Author at Spikey Bits

Warhammer should have sportscasters because it would obviously become a world-renowned spectator sport in a matter of weeks.

The power creep of 9th edition has brought in extra complexity without even knowing it, as 40k has too many rules for its own good now.

Pimcron is here this week with six ways to fix some of the issues with Warhammer 40k and they may be just the right thing to do.

Hey everyone, I have an exclusive interview with the God-Emperor of Mankind! Finally, the words from his own mouth!

Hey there, cowperson. I was just rustlin’ some steers and making the little doggies get along and I got ta thinkin’.

This week, I wanted to take all the evidence of what we know about GW’s new releases and figure out exactly what is going on with this company.

The star of your steamiest dreams, Pimcron is here this week with four reasons to help you decide if you want to play or get into Warhammer!

Since I’m such an amazing writer, I have no choice in the matter but to submit my own styled Black Library book to GW!

Here’s a totally realistic guide to getting started in the Warhammer hobby with no shenanigans involved whatsoever…

Hey! Amidst our mutual hatred for Win at All Costs players who rob us of fun and ruin the game, we live among them every day.

What your dice say about you may not be pretty, but one thing’s for sure, the dice never lie so take this as 100% fact.

Totally not made up- come see what Eustress is and why it’s the hobby secret ingredient that you need in your life via Pimcron!

Oooh boy, this one is important for some of you to hear, because some hobbyists really need some Warhammer player etiquette.

Pimcron’s got all the answers to step up your game. If you use these Pre-Warhammer rituals you will without a doubt win your next battle!

What would the world look like if other companies were run like GW? Hmmm… well, that could be interesting…

Here’s why Lord of the Rings is really just a great historical game from GW, perhaps even their best…

Hey! Come look at these words I wrote about the single most important issue to ever grace the earth, GW Dice!

There is a new weekly columnist around these parts now, as starting today Pimcron has invaded Spikey Bits. Go easy on him, it’s his first day!