If you’ve been looking to roll with something a little bit different, you have to check out these Moose Poop Dice!
It’s not every day when you roll like poop and you can literally blame it on what the dice are made of. The idea behind them is super fun and honestly, they are pretty cool looking. The hobby maniacs at Artisan dice have made rolling funny again. Obviously, these are fine to handle and they only use the highest quality poo from around the world.
After months of exhausting research, they have found the best poo in all the land. The dice are made with only Swedish moose poo. Let’s take a closer look at these crazy dice!
Moose Poop Dice- 6D6: $129.00
They look oddly amazing! Who wouldn’t want to throw some of these down on the table? If you love all things dice, see what else is out there.
Let’s hear a little more about what they have to say about it:
These pellets consisting mostly of indigestible woody cellulose plant material that, once dried has a pleasant earthy aroma. You’ll find these top quality poo pellets used for incense, as they bring the wonderfully woody scents of the outdoors into your home.
1D20: $43.00
The perfect way to assert your dominance in a bunch of game systems. When you slap these down, your opponent will run in fear! Let’s hear more about the production sequence:
Upon arrival, we bake the dried moose nuggets in order to drive out the last of the moisture and prepare them for stabilization. Then the stabilized poop is cast into resin blanks similar to our Gator Jawbone dice. From there they are ready to be machined and polished into the finest poo dice the world has ever seen, making them the perfect gift for that special gamer on your poop list.
Polyhedral Set: $215.00
Don’t limit yourself to one dimension of dice, just grab the whole set! These make for such good gifts, or why not just use them for yourself?
That does it for this wild new product from Artisan Dice. Now go get some dice your friends have never seen!
Get Your Moose Poop Dice Here!
About the Author: Travis Pasch
Travis Pasch
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Joined: 2019
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Bio: Dark Eldar Dracon and Warhammer 40k hobbyist since the third edition in 1998. He also loves camping because you can only paint so much! He joined the Spikey Bits team in 2019 and has been the main daily writer since 2020.
Maybe one day, he’ll finish converting all his Ad Mech models and turn into a true tech enjoyer, complete with sad and happy robot noises!
