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Yo internets, it’s Jstove, and today I want to talk why Orks don’t suck!

Hello internet, it’s Jstove, and today I want to talk about Orks. More importantly, I want to talk about why that guy that hangs around your local shop and those internet forums you spend too much time lurking is wrong.

Good morning internet, it’s JStove here and rather than talk about how much you love/hate the new ork book or whatever shiny trinket GW is dangling in front of us today, I want to talk general tactics. Something that applies to any army, regardless of whether or not you think your army is good/bad/unplayable/crying wolf on BoLS. I […]

Hello citizens of the Imperium, Jstove here (the Louis Black of Spikey Bits), and I want to tell you all about how the forces of chaos, nids, space-elves, and giant bugs are plotting to bend you over and take you to bad touch town with their hottest new spam list for unbound armies. Actually, this […]

Good morning 40k meta jerks, It’s Jstove , and you don’t read this part and neither do I. But let’s talk about something you do read. REECE ROBBINS AND ALL THE OTHER 40K TO’S ARE RUINING THE GAME AND CONSPIRING TO COME TO YOUR RESIDENCE AND BURN IT DOWN. Capslock. It’s like writing, but louder. Right now […]

Hello Spikeybits, it’s Jstove again, and you don’t read this part anyways.BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE YOU’LL PROBABLY READ STUFF IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT LOOKS ANGRY. Well, what you should know is that ROB BAER, owner and operator of Spikeybits, FTW Games, and sworn enemy of the Thundercats HATES MONEY. That’s right, Rob hates […]

Good morning Los Angeles 2029, it’s Jstove here and I’m back to show you some toys I’ve been working on. Like every Necron player ever, I’ve long fancied the idea of the Terminator tribute army- The army that everyone thinks about, but to my knowledge, no one has ever actually done. Quick, somebody prove me […]

Dear Internet it’s Jstove, and I’m here to talk to you today about being a penny-pinching cheapskate with your hobby, because I’m pretty much the beggar king of budgethammer.This is going to be a long one, so unless you’re interested in saving money and lots of hobby talk, just scroll right past and go click on […]

Hey internet, it’s Jstove here, reminding you that I’m still alive. It’s ok, I know you don’t care. But there’s important things to discuss. First, for reference, check out this article Reece over at Frontline recently had up on BoLS. Now, even better, let’s go back to a month ago when he FORETOLD THE FUTURE. […]

Hello Internet, its Jstove here, and we can’t shut up about Space Marines.The good news is, the Nids are starting to trickle in on the rumor front, so we’ll only be riding this space marine gravy train for… Oh, I don’t know, the rest of eternity? This new 6e SM codex is objectively a pretty sweet […]

Dear GW,  It’s me, JStove, and we need to talk. About us.We’re having some problems lately, well actually, I’m having some problems lately. Yea, I guess its all me. You see, there’s not a lot I don’t like about you lately. I actually think you’re doing pretty good. When the Joneses down the street are […]

Good morning Spikey Bits… Or afternoon, or evening. It’s morning somewhere.Don’t ask me, I do all my writing after the sun goes down. It’s Jstove here and I’ve got a story to tell. Editor’s note- Recasting copyrighted miniatures is wrong. It ranks up there with pirating music, buying bootleg DVD’s etc etc. That being said […]

Good morning internet! It’s JStove back in action, your resident purple people eater and Emperor’s Child, the original son of Legion III. Today, I want to talk to you about Horus Heresy games. Now, if you’re a marine player of any kind, and 75% of you are, (Thanks GW!) then you’re probably at least passingly […]

Hello ten toed gue’vesa of humans imperiums of man. I like you. You like me? My name is Comrade Jstove of glorious water caste from T’au sept office of propaganda, and I am writing articles on Spikey Bits for you convince to hop onto Greater Good bandwagon and playing Tau army, and buying many boxes […]