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Former GW Employees Talk Warhammer Conspiracies

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Learn which Warhammer conspiracies former Games Workshop employees say are 100% true, totally false, or too weird for anyone to make up.

Most Warhammer fan conspiracies are pure nonsense, but a handful turn out to be 100% real, and those real ones are honestly stranger than anything you’ll find in the codex lore. So when Louise of Rogue Hobbies and Chris Peach from Peachy Tips, both former GW employees, talked about Games Workshop theories, the funniest answers ended up being the ones that turned out to be true, including the one about Bankruptcy.

The real conspiracies, from a working Ultramarines Rhino to lewd Beastmen and a Disney legal headache, have been hiding in plain sight. Here’s the tour.

Did Games Workshop Almost Go Bankrupt? Yes, supposedly. 

games-workshop-bankruptcyPainting Phase guest Tom Hibberd dropped a wild bit of Games Workshop history, claiming the company was once about four weeks from bankruptcy and roughly £15 million in debt during the turbulent 2014-2016 era.

That period was already packed with massive change, from Tom Kirby stepping down after nearly 24 years to Warhammer Fantasy being replaced by Age of Sigmar, but the bigger issue was simple: GW wasn’t bringing in enough new players, and the hobby’s entry cost made it tough for beginners to stick around.

start collecting wal hor

According to Hibberd and Chris Peach (Peachy), the answer was making Warhammer easier to start, especially on the painting side. Starter hobby sets, Start Collecting boxes, 8th Edition Warhammer 40k, and eventually Contrast Paint all came from that broader push to lower the barrier to entry and get fresh blood into the hobby.

It’s a pretty stunning reminder that even a giant like Games Workshop had to rethink how people actually begin collecting, painting, and playing before it became the powerhouse we know today.

GW Doesn’t Leak Its Own Products On Purpose

leaked Death Guard sprue with new character on the runner

Leaked Death Guard sprue.

The classic version of this one says GW “accidentally” leaks new models to build hype before a release. According to someone who actually worked in the marketing trenches, that’s a hard no. Real leaks cause panic, blow up release schedules, and force somebody at Warhammer HQ to set up a 6 a.m. emergency photo shoot.

If GW were actually planning the leaks, the press assets would already be sitting in a folder somewhere with a “release day” filename on them.

So the company is probably losing sleep over leaks, not engineering them. That said, GW absolutely does drip-feed plenty of teasers on its own schedule, which makes the line between “controlled reveal” and “the leak we wanted” pretty blurry once you start watching for it.

GW Really Does Sideline Blood Bowl And Necromunda For The Big Two

Chaos Dwarfs Blood Bowl team painted on the pitch

The fan theory says GW pushes games like Blood Bowl and Necromunda off the marketing schedule to keep all the oxygen on 40k and Age of Sigmar. Nobody’s flat-out confirmed it, but the signs are pretty hard to miss. Former staff have said they were told to stick to the flagship minis for official content, leaving the smaller systems with far less promotional love.

Plus, this is the same company that quietly retires whole game systems when they don’t fit the current plan. So if you’ve been waiting on a real Necromunda push or another big Blood Bowl release, that’s not paranoia.

That’s just the marketing budget going where the suits know it’ll move models.

The Bad Paint Pots Aren’t A Conspiracy, They’re Just Bad Pots

row of new GW Citadel paint pots on a hobby desk

The pet theory here says GW’s paint pots are built to fail, so the paint dries out faster, and hobbyists keep buying replacements. The pot design isn’t winning any longevity awards, sure, but there’s no actual evidence that’s deliberate sabotage. It’s just a hinged plastic pot from the pre-dropper era doing what a hinged plastic pot does.

The bigger question is when GW finally pulls the trigger on the dropper bottles hobbyists have been hearing rumors about for years now. If you ask us, that’s the conspiracy worth caring about. The real question isn’t whether GW is trying to dry out your paints. It’s whether the new pots show up before our current ones give out.

Yes, ‘Eavy Metal Painters Reach Outside The Citadel Range

Memnyr Strategist box art with custom 'Eavy Metal paint job

Sometimes, yes. Certain shades just aren’t in the Citadel range, so the studio painters reach for whatever does the job. The paint guides on the back of the box still get matched as closely as possible to the official Citadel colors, so anyone painting at home can follow along.

Apparenlty the studio gets to cheat a little, basically, but the paint guides are still on the level. That’s pretty much how ‘Eavy Metal has always worked, where the display version sells the model, and the box guide sells you the paints.

Malekith Probably Got Renamed Because Of Disney

Malekith on horseback in classic Warhammer Fantasy art

Malekith, the iconic Dark Elf lord, became “Malerion” when he carried over into Age of Sigmar. The rename happened conveniently soon after Marvel’s Malekith showed up in Thor: The Dark World, which is the kind of timing that doesn’t usually happen by accident.

Malekith Eternity King mounted Warhammer Fantasy model

The theory says GW dodged a Disney legal headache before one ever started, and honestly, that adds up. Marvel was actively building the character out for live action and beyond, GW was launching a brand-new fantasy setting, and changing one vowel cluster in a name is way cheaper than getting served a cease-and-desist.

In our book, that one’s plausible for sure.

The Lewd Beastmen Are 100% Real (And Still Out There Somewhere)

Beastmen Brayherds Made to Order range on display

This one’s confirmed, and it’s exactly as awkward as it sounds. There’s an unreleased Beastmen range out there with, let’s say, very suggestive horn designs. They never got a public release, but a handful of the rare miniatures are floating around in private collections somewhere.

Honestly, this is the kind of conspiracy that makes this whole list worth doing. Half of these are corporate guesswork. The Beastmen one is just a sculptor having too much fun in the studio one afternoon, and the company quietly choosing not to put those particular horn designs on a shelf at the local hobby store. Which was probably for the better…

Daemons Probably Aren’t Leaving 40k, But It’s Closer Than You’d Think

Chaos Daemons army painted in horizontal banner format

The rumor says GW might pull Daemons out of 40k entirely and keep them as an Age of Sigmar exclusive, mostly so the company can track sales and ranges more cleanly. Given how load-bearing Daemons are to all the Chaos lore, that would be a massive shift, and most of the signs still point to it not actually happening.

But here’s where it gets weird. GW has done some pretty strange stuff with Daemons lately, like folding them into individual Chaos army books as detachments instead of giving them their own real “space.” So if you ask us, the standalone Daemons as a “codex” are on shakier ground than the official line suggests, even if the army itself isn’t going anywhere.

Yes, There’s A Working Rhino Outside Warhammer World

Ultramarines Rhino full size tank chassis outside Warhammer World

That Ultramarines Rhino sitting outside Warhammer World isn’t just a hollow display piece. It’s a working tank chassis from a Dawn of War promo build, and yes, somebody has taken it out for a spin on video. So technically it’s drivable, but walking up and asking for the keys is probably a fast way to get banned from Warhammer World in general.

GW Probably Isn’t Power-Creeping Rules To Sell Models

Kruleboyz Boss Krew set painted for Age of Sigmar

Power-creep is one of the most common accusations in the hobby, but the math doesn’t quite work out the way the theory says it should. Plenty of new units sell out long before anybody’s even seen the rules properly, and some of the bigger flagship releases, like the AoS Kruleboyz launch, weren’t actually competitive on launch day at all.

So the “juiced rules drive sales” version of this one falls apart under comparison.

Obviously, we’re not totally letting GW off the hook here. New units do get a window of being the cool thing, and rules absolutely swing back and forth between releases. So if you’ve ever felt that this month’s hot kit conveniently has just the right datasheet to push you onto the pre-order page (like Commisar Yarrick), you’re not imagining all of it. The man difference with Yarrick, is he was NERFED before he ever hit a table…

 You’re probably just imagining most of it.

The Big Hat Chaos Dwarfs Were Born From Pure Studio Spite

classic Big Hat Chaos Dwarf Blood Bowl made to order miniature

Confirmed by GW and glorious, as well. After being told by management to “make the hats bigger,” sculptor Alan Perry went so far over the top that the hats ended up almost as tall as the Chaos Dwarfs themselves. Management apparently shrugged, signed off on the design, and the Big Hat look became one of the most iconic silhouettes in the whole Old World range.

The best part is, this is exactly the kind of studio anecdote you can’t really invent. A real conspiracy would have a clean cover story. The Big Hats are just a sculptor doing some petty, malicious compliance, the company rolling with it anyway, and decades of hobbyists falling in love with the result.

Reveal Streams Aren’t Always Live, And That’s Fine

size comparison of new Leagues of Votann painted models

Most reveal streams are live, and you can usually tell because somebody on the show flubs a model name or fumbles a transition every once in a while. But GW has absolutely run pre-recorded segments before when the schedule or the logistics demanded it, and the company doesn’t really advertise which is which on any given show.

Honestly, the polished segments tend to be the bigger reveals, which is exactly when GW would want the most control over what hobbyists see. So if a stream feels suspiciously clean, that’s usually a signal of how much the company is invested in landing the launch, not evidence of a stream-faking conspiracy.

GW Did Quietly Pull Studio Staff From Open Days

warhammer open day

Confirmed. There was a stretch where studio staff just weren’t allowed at events anymore, allegedly because management didn’t want to turn them into “mini-celebrities” (and, we think, become more important than the product or GW themselves). Whatever the actual reason was, it cut off one of the better ways for fans, hobbyists, and creators to actually meet the people building the models they were buying.

This one stings a little because those Open Day interactions were the part of the hobby that the internet age was supposed to make stronger, not quieter. The studio team going dark at events feels of a piece with how GW has handled a lot of community-facing stuff lately. Less direct contact, more carefully managed messaging.

Nagash Got Made Ugly On Purpose

Nagash Supreme Lord of the Undead Warhammer model

The original Nagash sculpt apparently had a much more human-looking face until management stepped in and insisted on a full skull. Whether the final, exaggerated version was the sculptor pushing back on the note or just a different read of the brief, nobody outside the studio really knows for sure.

Either way, the result is one of the most polarizing big-name models in the whole Mortal Realms catalog. Some hobbyists love how aggressively over-the-top the kit is; others would still rather have the original face. So even if the “ugly on purpose” version of the story is true,

Nagash still ended up doing exactly what a flagship model is supposed to do: make people argue about it for more than a decade.

Final Thoughts on Warhammer’s Most Persistent Conspiracies

Games Workshop price update montage with Space Marine Terminator art and Stormcast model

The real conspiracies on this list aren’t the wild ones. They’re things like studio staff disappearing from Open Days without explanation, or a long-running feature like the Rumor Engine quietly going dark for a month at a time. The interesting pattern isn’t paint pots. It’s how often GW just stops doing things without anyone at the company actually saying so.

GW is still very good at building hype and selling models. Where the company tends to slip is in saying anything out loud about the stuff that goes away. So the next time a long-running feature, side game, or studio staffer just stops showing up, the smart move is probably less “wait for an announcement” and more “assume the announcement isn’t coming.”

Plus, with 11th Edition on the horizon and a lot of moving pieces in how GW handles previews, reveals, and side games right now, expect this list to grow before it shrinks.

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