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Guilliman Finds Out the Rubicon Primaris Works For Everything

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Here’s what happened when Guilliman got bored and began to see what the new Rubicon Primaris was all about. Time for another 40k ha-ha post!

The Rubicon Primaris is becoming more and more popular among the Astartes and Guilliman wanted to get a closer look at it. While he was waiting for Yvraine to reply to a risky “you up?” text, he walked down to the machine.

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Guilliman: *walking in his codex: Astartes-approved bedroom slippers down to the Rubicon Primaris that just so happen to make the Spongebob squeak with each step*

Tech-Priest: My lord, what are you doing up at this hour? You have to be well-rested for your daily overrated praise from Games Workshop tomorrow!

Guilliman: Run along, I have already had three naps today and ate all of my vegetables at dinner. I will be fine.

Tech-Priest: …As you wish, my lord.

Guilliman: *creeps into the Rubican Primaris chamber and locks the door behind him*

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Guilliman: * marveling in Cawl’s invention* So this is what’s strengthening my Imperium back to its former glory! I always knew Cawl had a purpose here…

Guilliman: *Realizing his bedroom slippers look extremely tiny and wants to impress Yvraine when she comes over* I wonder what else this thing can do…

Rubicon Primaris: BEEP BOOP. PROCESSING ORDER. ZZZZAAAAPPPPPP!

Guilliman: AW SWEET! Now Yvraine won’t have any excuses this time! My feet look so big in these, she won’t be able to resist wanting to see the size of my…

Tech-Priest: MY LORD, ARE YOU PLAYING IN THE RUBICON PRIMARIS CHAMBER.

Guilliman:

Tech-Priest: We can see you on camera. OPEN. THE. DOOR.

Guilliman: Can I get a drink first?

Tech-Priest: *sigh* sure. But unlock the door first so I can come in.

Guilliman: *unlocks the door and takes a soda cup sitting on the table*

Rubicon Primaris: BEEP BOOP PROCESSING ORDER. ZZZZAAAAPPPPPP!

Guilliman returning to his bedchamber with his Primaris sized drink…

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About the Author: Wesley Floyd

Imperial fanboy, tabletop fanatic, King of sprues.