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Tabletop Gaming Satire – Dice, Drama & Poor Life Choices

Welcome to the wonderfully ridiculous world of tabletop gaming satire—where rulebooks are confusing, paint never dries fast enough, and someone always forgets their army list. This is where the dice are loaded… with sarcasm.

From mock “news” and hobby rants to fake leaks, passive-aggressive patch notes, and lovingly exaggerated takes on your favorite games, this is the corner of the internet that knows the tabletop is serious business—and makes fun of it anyway.


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No system is safe. No unit too sacred. No errata update too small to joke about.

New laughs drop regularly, so check back often—especially when your latest hobby project goes wildly off the rails. Again.

GW “confirmed” the mythical wooden leak desk behind years of spoilers; from obscure clues to meme sites, here’s what it means for Warhammer rumors now.

Read More | July 2nd, 2025

GW Finally Confirms Warhammer Leak Desk Is Real

GW "confirmed" the mythical wooden leak desk behind years of spoilers; from obscure clues to meme sites, here's what it...

James Workshop has single-handedly replaced all the other GW presenters and taken over the face of the company; what can’t he do?

Read More | July 18th, 2024

James Workshop Has Replaced Duncan, Peachy & Louise

James Workshop has single-handedly replaced all the other GW presenters and taken over the face of the company; what can't...

Do you have what it takes to be the next director of canon for Games Workshop and get hobbyists on board with your ideas for the Warhammer 40k universe?

Read More | May 2nd, 2024

Games Workshop Hiring a Director of Canon

Do you have what it takes to be the next director of Canon for Games Workshop and get people riled...

Despite their steely demeanor, Necron Overlords are becoming the new Space Marine Lieutenants meme with model after model!

Read More | April 30th, 2024

Necron Overlords Are The New Space Marine Lieutenants

Despite their steely demeanor, Necron Overlords are transforming into Space Marine Lieutenants with model after model! 

Do you have what it takes to be the next director of FOMO for Games Workshop and get everyone to spend their last penny on Warhammer?

Read More | November 30th, 2023

Games Workshop Hiring a Director of FOMO

Do you have what it takes to be the next director of FOMO for Games Workshop and get everyone to...

Hobbyists have been up in arms over the look of Space Marine Desolators weapons, and here is the secret behind those provocative weapons!

Read More | February 23rd, 2023

The Secret Behind SM Desolators Provocative Weapons Solved

People have been wondering where the design for the Desolators comes from, but here is the secret behind those provocative...

Here is the 100% accurate history and not in any way satirized story of Matt Ward, Warhammer 40k, and working for Games Workshop!

Read More | April 15th, 2022

The 100% Accurate History of GW & Matt Ward

Here is the 100% accurate history and not in any way satirized story of Matt Ward, Warhammer 40k, and working...

Hey everyone, I have an exclusive interview with the God-Emperor of Mankind! Finally, the words from his own mouth!

Read More | May 21st, 2021

An Interview With the Emperor of Mankind: Pimcron

Hey everyone, I have an exclusive interview with the God Emperor of Mankind! Finally, the words from his own mouth! 

Hey there, cowperson. I was just rustlin’ some steers and making the little doggies get along and I got ta thinkin’.

Read More | May 14th, 2021

Pimcron 5 Unpopular Opinions About Warhammer 40k

Hey there, cowperson. I was just rustlin’ some steers and making the little doggies get along and I got ta...

This week, I wanted to take all the evidence of what we know about GW’s new releases and figure out exactly what is going on with this company.

Read More | May 7th, 2021

GW’s Secret Model Strategy: Pimcron

This week, I wanted to take all the evidence of what we know about GW’s new releases and figure out...

The star of your steamiest dreams, Pimcron is here this week with four reasons to help you decide if you want to play or get into Warhammer!

Read More | April 30th, 2021

4 Reasons Not To Play Warhammer: Pimcron

The star of your steamiest dreams, Pimcron is here this week with four reasons to help you decide if you...

Since I’m such an amazing writer, I have no choice in the matter but to submit my own styled Black Library book to GW!

Read More | April 23rd, 2021

Pimcron’s Black Library Style Book

Since I'm such an amazing writer, I have no choice in the matter but to submit my own Black Library...

What your dice say about you may not be pretty, but one thing’s for sure, the dice never lie so take this as 100% fact.

Read More | April 2nd, 2021

They Never Lie: What Your Dice Say About You

What your dice say about you may not be pretty, but one thing's for sure, the dice never lie so...

Oooh boy, this one is important for some of you to hear, because some hobbyists really need some Warhammer player etiquette.

Read More | March 19th, 2021

3 Warhammer Player Etiquette Fails: Pimcron

Oooh boy, this one is important for some of you to hear, because you heathens really need some Warhammer player...